Let's Build A Buy Bot
Is the HEGE BuyBot an over-engineered monstrosity, or a masterpiece of modular elegance? You be the judge!
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The HEGE Blog
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Be the Person Who Takes Initiative, and Your World Will Forever Change
A story about how hegecoin.com unexpectedly came to be the fastest memecoin website on the planet. But also really a story about how HEGE works, and how YOU can help it thrive.
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How To Build a Ridiculously Fast Website
Through a series of 6 articles, we set out on a grand quest to build the fastest memecoin website on the planet. Come follow along and learn how you too can join us in page-speed paradise.
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How To Build a Ridiculously Fast Website — Part 6: Final Results
The quest for the fastest memecoin website on the planet is complete. The result? Even on a budget phone with janky Internet, it’s fast. On desktop, it literally loads in the blink of an eye.
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How To Build a Ridiculously Fast Website — Part 5: Optimize CSS
It’s time to tackle the last piece in our performance puzzle. Join us as we take a close look at how to optimize CSS like nobody’s business.
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How To Build a Ridiculously Fast Website — Part 4: Optimize HTML and JavaScript
In this next installment on our quest for maximum speed, it’s time to get HTML and JavaScript bloat out of our way to PageSpeed bliss.
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HEGE BuyBot, Reporting for Duty
HEGE BuyBot is back in Hegequarters. After a few weeks of downtime for maintenance, moving from Solscan to Helius, our signature custom buy messages and easter eggs are now back on the menu!
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How To Build a Ridiculously Fast Website — Part 3: Optimize Images
With fonts down, we turn our performance hungry snouts to images, and sniff out how to use AVIF, MP4, lazy loading and more to reach the promised land of PageSpeed perfection.
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How To Build a Ridiculously Fast Website — Part 2: Optimize Fonts
Continuing our journey to PageSpeed Paradise, this week we turn to fonts, showing how compression and heavy subsetting brought 3 MB of unoptimized font files down to a minimal 18 kB.
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How To Build a Ridiculously Fast Website — Part 1: Big Picture
Nailing the PageSpeed performance score takes a bit of work, but it’s totally possible. Even for a slightly traumatized webmonkey with a penchant for furry ears.
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New HEGE X Spaces: Come Tell Us What You're Building!
Introducing a new series of Hege X spaces for all creators in the crypto world. Whatever you’re building, come join us and shill what you’re working on!
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Hard Fact: Hege Holders Have Diamond Hands
Despite the grueling bear market, long term $HEGE holders still show high conviction. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE: ❤️ Capitoday!
As the claws of crypto winter eased their grip a little bit, Hege made a debut on Capitoday’s new shill spaces. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE: Rep by Rep
Bear markets are for building, which is exactly what our boy Hege has been up to. Rep by rep. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
Stop doomscrolling you monkeybrain. Tune in to the Hege vibe and join the Hege Royale fun instead. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
In this inaugural update for 2026, two new banger sets dropped on DRiP, a fresh banner made an entrance, and an NFT competition is underway. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
As the tentacles of the cabal plague have reached every corner of the ecosystem, an unlikely hero rises to the challenge. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
As December darkness descends over the northern hemisphere, cozy up for a Hege Royale duke-out, and sip on the latest DRiP set. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
As people were busy stuffing themselves with turkey and hunting for Black Friday bargains, Hege dropped a new snapshot on DRiP. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
As even good earnings from Nvidia failed to lift markets, Hege continued to up the meme game. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
Bitcoin is stumbling, but Hege stands firm, literally spreading light in the world. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
As AI jitters shaked the market, Hegends NFTs entered Magic Eden’s Gold Packs, and Hege memes spread into normie-space. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
As Powell threw a bucket of ice on the market party, Hege dropped a Halloween-themed snapshot on DRiP, and the Hege Mania game went live. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
While crypto markets stabilized, Hege steamed on, launching the Hege DAO, and taking a spot on the exclusive day 1 release of the PSG1 with Hege Dash. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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How To Use the Hege DAO
Welcome to the definitive guide for using the Hege DAO.
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This Week in $HEGE
As the crypto market struggled to regain its footing after last week’s flash crash, Hege dropped a fresh DRiP snapshot, and made a debut on mattle.fun. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
Overshadowed by the biggest wipeout in crypto history, Hege plotted out the course for October, and the BuyBot treasure hunt is on. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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The Hege BuyBot Treasure Hunt is On!
To celebrate the launch of the new Hege BuyBot in our Hegequarters Telegram channel, we’re organizing a BuyBot treasure hunt!
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This Week in $HEGE
As doom-and-gloom swung to LFG, The HEGE Experience Vol. 1 premiered, and Hege Jetpack Madness entered app stores. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
As fear gripped the crypto market and traders got liquidated left and right, Hege BuyBot made an entrance in Hegequarters, and a fresh snapshot dropped on DRiP. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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Where We've Been and Where We're Going
“If there will be a survivor in the meme slaughter, it will be Hege. And what happens when the whole competition is dead and you have been building for a year?” Well guess what!
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This Week in $HEGE
Rate cuts are here! Meanwhile the Hege’s Multiverse snapshot finished on DRiP, as rumors of a new Hege Telegram buybot made their way into the Hegequarters. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
As stock markets reached new highs and bitcoin rallied, the winners in the Hege Sticker Contest were announced, and the League of Hegends got a new member. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
While markets hyperfocused on jobs jobs jobs, a unique Rogue Hegend was generously given away, and a dope Hege animation was dropped by one of our community members. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
As markets were occupied with the latest Nvidia earnings and inflation numbers, a fresh Hege snapshot was launched on DRiP, and Hege Dash is being ported to the new Play Solana gaming console. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
While all eyes were on Mr. Powell speaking at Jackson Hole, Hege announced taking over a popular memecoin subreddit, and a new Hegend was welcomed into the League of Hegends. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
As more signs of an incoming altseason appeared at the horizon, the Hege Merch Store received updates and discounts, and the community-organized Hege merch competition continued. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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Hello, Hege Plushie!
After traveling around half the globe, the Hege Plushie finally made it into the Hege Merch Store. Go check it out and grab yours before they’re gone!
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This Week in $HEGE
As more signs of an incoming altseason appeared at the horizon, the Hege Merch Store received updates and discounts, and the community-organized Hege merch competition continued. Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
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This Week in $HEGE
While the markets threw a little tantrum over tariff news, the $HEGE sticker contest continued, and the first ever Hege Hangouts weekly community call was held. Welcome to This Week in Hege!
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How To Buy $HEGE in 4 Easy Steps
In this easy to follow tutorial you will learn how to download the Phantom Wallet, fund it with SOL, and then swap your SOL into HEGE.
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This Week in $HEGE
As bitcoin tried to decide which way it wants to go, Hege kept moving and announced the new League of Hegends to honor our amazing contributors. Welcome to This Week in Hege.
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Announcing: the League of Hegends
Today, Hege is proud to introduce a new way of showing respect to our awesome contributors: the League of Hegends — an ever-growing digital monument to honor all the amazing people who made Hege possible.
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$HEGE Sticker Contest
That’s right, a new sticker contest — about time huh!?! Spread the Hege love by slapping stickers around the globe and win fine $HEGE prizes. You have until end of August, so get on it!
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This Week in $HEGE
As bitcoin confirmed its breakout and the US passed landmark crypto legislation, Hege started the July marketing campaign by setting off a sticker contest, dropping a big set of dope summer merch, and more. Welcome to this week in Hege!
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This Week in $HEGE
As bitcoin bulls finally got the overhand and charged ahead, Hege leveled up by announcing a multi-pronged marketing campaign to kick off on July 14. Welcome to this week in Hege!
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Hege July Marketing Campaign
Starting July 12, HEGE is launching a coordinated marketing campaign designed to build momentum through the rest of the month and finally leave the $10M market cap behind us once and for all. Here’s what we have planned!
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This Week in $HEGE
While bitcoin bulls and bears were fighting it out over new all time highs, the brand new Hege Blog went live, a Hege Heroes drop appeared on DRiP, and raiders went hard in the latest competition.
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Welcome To the Hege Blog!
Team Hege is proud to announce the brand new Hege Blog. Tune in for weekly project updates, awesome artwork, competition announcements, and more.
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This Week in $HEGE
Disasterpiece winners were announced, a new Hegend tee dropped in the Merch Store, and a new raid bot made its entrance into Hegequarters.
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This Week in $HEGE
Finally, after months of work behind the scenes, we’re so proud to unveil our new Hege Merch Store!
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This Week in $HEGE
Markets have been on a roller-coaster, but Hege steadily keeps building. This week, $HEGE trading went live on BiFinance, Reddit competition winners were selected, and a new competition was announced.
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This Week in $HEGE
$HEGE listing on BiFinance officially announced, Reddit lighting up with competition posts, merch store update, and more.
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This Week in $HEGE
$HEGE listing on BiFinance officially announced, Reddit lighting up with competition posts, merch store update, and more.
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Welcome to This Week in $HEGE!
Good afternoon fellow Hegends and welcome to the first weekly Hege project update!
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